InkyPen Terms of Use
Hello, we’re InkyPen! We provide a subscription-based service which allows
users to access, download and view a wide selection of comic books, graphic
novels, manga and comic strips (collectively, “Content”)
through a software client (the “Client”) available to
download on the Nintendo Switch™.
These Terms of Use govern your use of the service provided by InkyPen for
discovering and enjoying Content available on the Client, including all
features and functionalities (the “Service”). By accessing
or using the Service you accept and agree to these Terms of Use.
1 Subscription
1.1 In order use our Service you need to set up a ”Subscription”, which will continue on a monthly basis
until terminated. To use our Service you need a Nintendo Switch™, access to
the Internet, and to provide us with a current, valid, accepted method of
payment, as may be updated from time to time, and which may include payment
through your account with a third party (a “Payment Method
”).
1.2 Your Subscription may start with a free or discounted trial for a
limited period as specified during sign-up (a “ Trial Period”). For combinations with other offers,
restrictions may apply, as stated in such offer(s). Trial Period
eligibility is determined by InkyPen in its sole discretion. InkyPen may
limit Trial Period eligibility or duration to avoid abuse of its benevolent
generosity.
1.3 Your Subscription is linked to an account with InkyPen accessible on
the Client (your “Account”), which will store your
downloaded Content, as well as your information and preferences.
1.4 After your initial monthly subscription term expires, your Subscription
will automatically renew for the following month. You can cancel any time
after you have signed up, but you will continue to have access to your
Account and be charged through the end of your subscription term, at which
time you will not be billed again.
2 Billing
2.1 Your Subscription fee (including charges such as taxes and possible
transaction fees) will be charged from your Payment Method on a monthly
basis, on the calendar day corresponding to the commencement of the paying
portion of your Subscription. This payment day may change in certain
circumstances, for instance if the payment day falls on a day on which
banks are not open for business, or if your Payment Method has not
successfully settled, or if you become trapped in a time loop, endlessly
replaying the same moment in time over and over again.
2.2 For Trial Period Subscriptions, InkyPen may take a Payment Method from
you when signing up to make sure you’re a real person eligible to use our
Service (and not just a bunch of owls in a trench-coat or something).
However, nothing will be charged at that time (with the exception of a de minimis temporary hold that may be placed to make sure your
Payment Method is valid). InkyPen will only begin billing your Payment
Method for your Subscription fee following the end of the Trial Period,
unless you cancel your Subscription prior to the end of your Trial Period.
You can access details of your Subscription, including the Subscription
fee, the end date of your Trial Period and how to cancel, on your Account.
2.3
Adventure Time: All this legalese is getting a bit tiresome, isn’t
it? Why not have an adventure!
You find yourself in a windowless room. To your left there is a heavy steel
door set in the bare stone wall, and at your feet is a rickety-looking
trapdoor. What do you do? (ii) Go through the steel door? Go to section
4.8; (ii) Go through the trapdoor? Go to section 4.2.
2.5 Adventure Time
: You crawl along the rough, dirty floor, feeling for the mysterious metal
object you heard skipping away earlier. Your hand touches something! It’s
small, and cold, and round… it’s a ring! Just an ordinary, metal ring, dull
with tarnish and grime (henceforth, the “OR”). It doesn’t
look very fancy – doesn’t have any precious stones set in it, or a magical
glow or anything. Disappointed, you stand back up and pocket it just in
case. The corridor continues in front of you. Ahead, you can faintly hear
something, a low and repetitive, rhythmic noise. It almost sounds like…
chanting? What do you do? (i) Keep going? Go to section 5.5; (ii) Head
back? Go back to section 3.12.
2.6 Payments are non-refundable and there are no refunds or credits for
partially used billing periods. At any time, and for any reason, InkyPen
may provide a refund, discount, or other consideration to any one or more
subscribers, at InkyPen’s sole and absolute discretion and without
admission of fault or liability. The provision of refunds or credits on one
occasion does not entitle you to refunds or credits in the future even for
similar reasons, nor does it obligate InkyPen to provide refunds or credits
in the future. Nothing in this section affects your statutory rights.
2.7 If you are under the age of eighteen years old, you may only use a
Payment Method with the approval of a parent or guardian.
2.8 Adventure Time
: You approach the rabbit, relieved to have finally encountered another
living creature, and a cute little bunny at that! But as you reach out your
hand to pet it on its soft little head, the rabbit lets out a terrible
scream and leaps for your throat, biting your head clean off your
shoulders. Oops. Go back to section 2.3.
3 End User License Agreement: Access Conditions and Restrictions
3.1 You must be signed into your Account on the Client in order to access
the Content.
3.2 The Client and its Content can be downloaded onto and used on a
Nintendo Switch™ device, subject to any applicable third party restrictions
(e.g., Nintendo’s Licensed Application End User License Agreement or
equivalent).
3.3 Adventure Time
: You answer “the wind”. The speaker howls angrily, and shrieks “how does
it know my riddles!?” Oh boy, now you’ve made them angry. You can hear them
clambering over the ground towards you, muttering and cursing. What do you
do? (i) use the OR (if you have it)? Go to section 11.2; (ii) Run away! Go
to section 8.2.
3.4 The Client and Service are licensed (not sold), and you are granted a
limited non-exclusive, non-sublicensable, non-transferable license for the
duration of your Subscription to use the Client and Service for your
personal non-commercial use only. No copies of the Client, the Service or
the Content are allowed.
3.5 InkyPen grants you a limited right, for the duration of your
Subscription, to download, install and use the Client, and to stream,
download, re-download, store, display and view the Content which you are
entitled to access via the Service within the limits and restrictions
imposed by the functionality of the Client, provided that the Service is
available and the Content has not been withdrawn from the Service.
3.6 Adventure Time
: You go through the ordinary door. My word, it’s dark in here. You trip on
the uneven floor and topple over, landing hard. Ouch! As you fall, you put
your hands out and knock something down the corridor. It bounces off into
the darkness with a metallic ‘ping’. What do you do? (i) Investigate? Go to
section 2.5; (ii) Head back? Go back to section 3.12.
3.7 You do not have any ownership, commercial use or promotional use rights
in the Service or any of the Content.
3.8 Children under the age of thirteen are not permitted to use the Service
without the approval of a parent or guardian. If you are under the age of
thirteen, you are not permitted to register an Account or provide InkyPen
with any personal information. If you are between thirteen and eighteen
years old, you may only set up an Account with the approval of a parent or
guardian, including consent to these Terms of Use on your behalf. You will
also require the approval of a parent or guardian to modify your Account.
The Client features age restriction filters which can be applied to Account
profiles. If you are under eighteen years of age and we discover you have
not obtained the approval of a parent or guardian, InkyPen will terminate
your access to the Service. Adults are free to do whatever they like,
because life just isn’t fair sometimes.
3.9 In connection with your use of the Service, you acknowledge and agree
that you will not:
(i) copy, duplicate, reverse engineer, reverse assemble, otherwise attempt
to discover the source code, distribute, transmit, display, perform,
record, create a database in electronic or structured form by
systematically and/or regularly downloading, caching or storing all or any
of the Content and/or the Client, reproduce, recreate, publish, broadcast,
license, create derivative works from, transfer, sell, publicly display or
perform, modify, prepare any derivative work based on or in any other way
commercially exploit any information, software, products, Content, features
or services obtained through the Service;
(ii) modify, defeat, interfere with, or circumvent any feature of the
Client or the Service, including any security or access control mechanism
or age restriction features;
(iii) access or attempt to access the Service by any means other than
through the Client;
(iv) register, subscribe, attempt to register or subscribe, unsubscribe, or
attempt to unsubscribe, any person for the Service if you are not expressly
authorised by such person to do so; or
(v) impersonate any person or entity or falsely state or otherwise
misrepresent your affiliation with such a person or entity (in particular
InkyPen or an InkyPen employee, or any owner or licensor of Content or any
of their employees);
(vi) use the knowledge gleaned from any of the Content to:
a) call forth or attempt to call forth a demon lord or other eldritch
creature from the Nether Realms;
b) cast or attempt to cast any spells, curses or glamours on any other
person for any reason;
c) engineer or attempt to engineer a radiation chamber, genetically
modified insect or other creature or device for the purpose of gaining
superpowers;
d) build or attempt to build any kind of superweapon or doomsday device;
(vii) post or transmit any message, information, data, text, software or
image, or other content that is unlawful, harmful, threatening, harassing,
abusive, defamatory, tortuous, vulgar, obscene or otherwise objectionable
and/or which may infringe upon another person’s right of privacy or
publicity;
(viii) seek to deny the existence of the cake – the cake is real, the cake
exists;
(ix) post or transmit any material that contains a virus or corrupted data;
(x) post or transmit any material that infringes any trademark, copyright
or other proprietary rights of any person;
(xi) kidnap or attempt to kidnap a princess (or any other member of a royal
or aristocratic family) and keep them in a castle or similarly fortified
building;
(xii) use any of the Service or Client features in a manner that adversely
affects the availability of its resources to, or enjoyment by, other users
(e.g., spamming, trolling);
(xiii) delete any legal notices, author attributions or proprietary
designations or labels that you upload to any communication feature;
(xiv) violate any applicable local, state, provincial, national or
international law;
(xv) use the Client or the Service for any purpose that is unlawful or
prohibited by these Terms of Use;
(xvi) get up to any other funny business.
3.10 You may not use the Service in any manner that could damage, disable,
overburden or impair InkyPen’s servers or networks, or interfere with any
other Subscriber’s use and enjoyment of the Service. You may not gain or
attempt to gain unauthorised access to the Client, the Service, other
InkyPen services, accounts, computer systems or networks connected to
InkyPen through hacking, password mining, black magic or any other means.
You may not obtain or attempt to obtain any Content, materials or
information through any means not intentionally made available through the
Client or the Service.
3.11 InkyPen reserves the right to cancel your Account and Subscription and
revoke your license to the Client, the Service and the Content if InkyPen
has reason to believe you are using or have used the Service, the Client,
and/or the Content in violation of these Terms of Use or in any manner
other than for its intended purpose. InkyPen may also restrict or suspend
your access to your Account following a notification to you if: (a) InkyPen
is required to by law or regulation, or (b) if InkyPen reasonably believes
that your Account has been created fraudulently or has been accessed
fraudulently, or if anyone uses your Account for unlawful purposes or for
other than its intended purpose.
3.12 Adventure Time
: You walk down the gloomy corridor and soon find yourself before two
doors. One appears to be an unremarkable, ordinary door. The other looks
like it has been made out of bones, and is streaked with what you hope is
red paint and mud, but you suspect it may be something else. What do you
do? (i) Go through the nice, plain, boring door? Go to section 3.6; (ii) Go
through the scary-as-heck door? Go to section 3.16; (iii) Try the other
corridor? Go back to section 4.8.
3.13 InkyPen reserves the right, at its sole discretion and to the extent
permitted by applicable law, to change, modify, add to, or delete any
elements comprising the Service including the Content. Your use of any
updates, modifications to, or replacement versions of, the Service shall be
governed by these Terms of Use and any additional terms you agree to when
you install such update, modification, or replacement version.
3.14 Adventure Time
: Hesitantly, you answer “a fart”. The speaker emits a low growl, and
whispers “nooooo, no no no that isn’t it, my precious”. You hear a
scrabbling of claws on stone as the speaker skitters toward you, its huge
saucer-like eyes glowing. You freeze in terror. Oh darn. Go back to section
2.3.
3.15 If InkyPen decides to discontinue the Service, InkyPen will give you
at least thirty (30) calendar days' prior notice. In the event that InkyPen
changes or discontinues any part of the Service, you acknowledge that you
may no longer be able to access Content to the same extent, or at all, as
you may have done prior to the change or discontinuation. In no event will
InkyPen be liable in any way for the discontinuation of the Service, the
removal of or disabling of access to the Service or other materials or for
the withdrawal of any Content. Your sole remedy in the event of
discontinuation of the Service is to cancel your Subscription.
3.16 Adventure Time
: You go through the creepy door, which slams shut behind you. Another
corridor. Great. The corridor widens into a chamber of some sort, long and
high-ceilinged. You see a door at the far end of the chamber. In front of
you, blocking your path, sits a little white rabbit, with one floppy ear
and an adorable snuffly nose. He looks up at you, blinking. What do you do?
(i) Approach it and say hello? Go to section 2.8; (ii) Use the OR (if you
have it)? Go to section 4.4; (iii) Use the HHG (if you have it)? Go to
section 7.4.
4 Availability of Content
4.1 The availability of Content may change from time to time and
Subscribers agree that InkyPen may at its discretion add or withdraw
Content from the Service at any time, with or without notice. You
acknowledge and agree that Content may not be available to view, use or
display under certain conditions, such as due to restrictions imposed by
owners or licensors of Content or if InkyPen or the owner or licensor of
the Content no longer has the legal rights necessary to authorise
distribution of that Content. InkyPen may modify or discontinue the
availability of any Content at any time.
4.2 Adventure Time
: You open the trapdoor. A pitch-black abyss is revealed, with a ladder
leading down into the inky depths. You nervously step on the ladder, but
before you even start to descend your foot slips, and you fall! As you
plummet through the darkness, you reflect on the poor choice you made. Go
back to section 2.3.
4.3 The Service may be unavailable during any maintenance or update periods
or any power or server outages or for other reasons outside of InkyPen’s
control (e.g. alien invasion, robot uprising, intergalactic war or zombie
attack). InkyPen will endeavour to ensure that the Client and the Service
are consistently available, although InkyPen cannot guarantee this. If
InkyPen needs to suspend or restrict access to, or update, the Client, the
Service or the Content, InkyPen will endeavour to minimise any disruption
to you.
4.4 Adventure Time
: You slowly reach into your pocket to slip the ring you found onto your
finger. Before you have a chance, however, the rabbit fixes you with its
beady eyes, lets out a roar, and charges. You raise your hands to defend
yourself but it’s too late, the killer bunny is upon you, and within
seconds, it is over. At least your death was quick. Go back to section 2.3.
4.5 Subscribers have the right to download titles of Content for offline
access.
4.6 We personalise Content and features as part of the Service, including
by showing you recommendations on features, Content and services which
might be of interest to you.
4.7 The Service (including any Content offered in connection with it) is
available only to residents of countries where we offer our service, which
may change from time to time at InkyPen’s sole discretion (such countries,
the “Territory”) or as otherwise required by law.
Subscribers who have purchased a Subscription within the Territory may
access the Service through their Account in any other country within the
Territory.
4.8 Adventure Time
: You find yourself in a corridor which branches off in two directions.
It’s dark and the air smells old and musty, and you can hear the sound of
water dripping, like a broken tap. What do you do? (ii) Head left? Go to
section 5.2; (ii) Head right? Go to section 3.12.
5 Intellectual Property
5.1 The Service is owned and operated by InkyPen. The Content, software,
visual interfaces, interactive elements, features, information, graphics,
design, compilation, computer code, products, look and feel, and all other
elements of the Client and the Service (the “Property”),
are protected by laws relating to confidentiality and the protection of
intellectual property and proprietary rights, including copyright, patent,
and trademark laws. All Property, including intellectual property rights
therein and thereto, are the property of InkyPen, its subsidiaries or
affiliated companies and/or third-party licensors. You may not reproduce,
distribute, rent, lease, sell, license, copy, modify, publicly perform or
display, transfer, transmit, publish, edit, adapt, prepare derivative works
based on, or otherwise use the Property except as expressly authorised by
these Terms of Use and applicable law. InkyPen reserves all rights not
expressly granted in these Terms of Use. You shall not acquire any right,
title or interest in or to the Property, whether by implication or
otherwise, except for the limited rights set forth in these Terms of Use.
5.2 Adventure Time
: You head left down the corridor, carefully feeling your way along the
wall in the darkness. Where are you? How did you get here? Who is going to
feed your cat? So many unanswerable questions. You see a pure white light,
shining at the end of the corridor. What do you do? (i) Investigate? Go to
section 8.5; (ii) Run away! Go back to section 4.8.
5.3 Any copying, access, transfer, public performance or communication to
the public or other use of the Service, the Client or any Content other
than as expressly authorised by applicable law or these Terms of Use shall
constitute an act of copyright infringement or infringement of any other
applicable intellectual property or proprietary right and a breach of these
Terms of Use. In such case, InkyPen may, at its sole discretion and without
prior intervention of a court or arbitral body, terminate your Account and
Subscription without notice and pursue any rights or remedies available to
it.
5.4 If you believe that any content on the Service infringes your
intellectual property or proprietary rights, you should contact us and
provide sufficient information for us to investigate the claim further.
5.5 Adventure Time
: You continue down the corridor. Ahead, you see a light, growing brighter
and brighter. Suddenly the corridor ends and you find yourself a huge
cavern. There’s bright green grass underfoot, and riotously colourful,
bizarre plants bursting from the ground, some rising high above your head.
That sound you heard earlier was definitely chanting, and it’s coming from
behind some bushes. You carefully pick your way through the undergrowth
until you reach a clearing. There, you discover a group of strange little
men, standing in a circle. Dressed in stripy shirts and jodhpurs, they have
shiny orange skin and bright green hair, and are slowly hopping from foot
to foot, chanting something like “Boompa”, or “Poompa” – it’s hard to make
out. You take a step forward and a twig snaps loudly under your foot. The
little men spin around and glare at you, their faces twisted with rage.
Their chanting grows louder, and they start marching towards you
menacingly. Panicking, you begin to back up but trip on a fallen branch.
Before you can react they leap at you, still chanting, their eyes wide and
unblinking. Oh, for it to end like this! Go back to section 2.3.
6 Customer Support
6.1 Please contact the InkyPen Customer Service Gremlins at support@inky-pen.com for
assistance if the Client and/or Service are not working properly. InkyPen
will check the Client and/or Service and try to fix problems with its/their
operation as soon as reasonably possible. If InkyPen determines that there
is a fault with the operation of the Client and/or Service and isn't able
to fix the problem in a reasonable period of time, then you may be entitled
to a full or partial refund for any Subscription fees you have paid.
6.2 Adventure Time
: You find yourself in a dark cave, filled with a pool of water. On the
other side is a barely lit exit. You hear a splashing in the murk, heading
towards you. Out of the darkness you hear a voice: “What has we gots here?
A lost little goblin, is it?” Terrified, you ask if the speaker knows the
way out. “Ah yeessssss, but first it must answer my riddles, it does!” The
unseen speaker clears their throat with a phlegmy choking cough. “Voiceless
it cries, Wingless flutters, Toothless bites, Mouthless mutters. What is
it?” What do you do? (i) Answer “a fart”? Go to section 3.14; (ii) answer
“the wind”? Go to section 3.3; (iii) Run away! Go to section 8.2.
6.3 Please note that InkyPen is not responsible for any lack of
functionality or failure to provide any part of the Client, the Service or
any Content, or any loss of content or data that is due to: (1) your
Nintendo Switch™ device(s) or Internet connection; (2) your failure to
download the most recent available version of the Client; or (3) your
failure to meet the compatibility requirements for the Client.
7 Warranties
7.1 Adventure Time
: You hurry down a twisty passageway, with the angry shrieks of the
bug-eyed creature echoing behind you. Finally, after running for what seems
like hours, you turn a corner to find huge set of double doors, encrusted
with gold and covered in strange symbols. Standing guard in front of it is
an armoured knight, holding a frankly ridiculous two-handed sword, longer
than you are tall. Towering over you, the knight speaks. “Mortal! Welcome.
You have journeyed far and overcome many obstacles. But before you can go
any further you must answer this riddle. Answer incorrectly, and you shall
meet your doom. Do you accept?” Well, you’ve come this far, so you agree.
“Good,” says the knight. “Now listen: There is a house. One enters it blind
and comes out seeing. What is it?” What do you do? (i) Answer “a library”?
Go to section 13.4; (ii) Answer “an optometrist”? Go to section 10.2.
7.2 InkyPen warrants that the Service will be: (a) of satisfactory quality;
(b) fit for purpose; and (c) as described in these Terms of Use. To the
extent permitted by law, InkyPen disclaims all other warranties, express,
implied, statutory or otherwise.
7.3 InkyPen makes no representations or warranties that the Service or your
access to and use of the Service will be uninterrupted or error-free, free
of viruses, malicious code, or other harmful components, or otherwise
secure. InkyPen is not responsible for any damage to your Nintendo Switch™,
other hardware, or software, or for any loss of or damage to data that may
result from your use of the Service. Some jurisdictions do not allow the
exclusion of certain warranties. Accordingly, some of the above exclusions
may not apply to you.
7.4 Adventure Time
: This rabbit looks suspicious: Quickly, you pull the orb out of your
pocket. It starts to glow with that pure white light from earlier. The
rabbit, startled, bares its teeth at you and growls. You hurriedly throw
the orb at the rabbit, and it explodes in a blinding flash of light and a
blast of heavenly trumpets. When your eyes readjust to the gloom, the
rabbit has disappeared. Phew! You walk across the chamber and go through
the door. Go to section 6.2.
8 Limitation of Liability
8.1 To the extent permitted by law, you agree that neither InkyPen nor its
respective affiliates, subsidiaries, officers, directors, employees,
agents, consultants, content providers, licensors, partners or suppliers (" Released Parties"), shall have any liability to you under
any theory of liability or indemnity in connection with your use of the
Content, Client and/or Service. You agree to hereby and forever release and
waive any and all claims you may have against any Released Parties for any
and all claims, causes, damages or losses under any theory of liability
(including attorneys' fees and associated costs and expenses) arising from
your use of the Content, Client and/or Service. Notwithstanding the
foregoing, if InkyPen is held liable under these Terms of Use, our total
liability to you by any Released Party shall not exceed the fees paid by
you to us during your Subscription.
8.2 Adventure Time
: You turn to run back the way you came, but you slip on the wet stony
floor. A clawed hand latches onto your ankle, and you are dragged screaming
into the icy depths of the pool. Go back to section 2.3.
8.3 You expressly agree as a condition of using the Service that, to the
extent permitted under applicable law, neither InkyPen nor the Released
Parties nor their respective directors, officers, employees, contractors or
agents are responsible or liable to you or anyone else for any loss or
injury or any indirect, incidental, consequential, special, exemplary,
punitive or other damages under any contract, negligence, strict liability
or other theory arising out of or relating in any way to: (i) the use of or
inability to use the Content, Client and/or Service; (ii) any content made
available via the Client and/or Service; (iii) statements or conduct posted
or made publicly available via the Client and/or Service; (iv) negative
effects (including, without limitation, changes to physical appearance or
the development of supernatural abilities) resulting from the reading of
magic spells, runes of power, or other instruments of sorcery made
available via the Client and/or Service; (v) any product or other services
purchased or obtained through the Client and/or Service; (vi) being
transported through time and space to a different era (whether to the past
or future) and/or jurisdiction (whether in this or any other timeline or
dimension), in the course of using the Client and/or Service; (vii) any
action taken in response to or as a result of any information available on
the Client and/or Service; (viii) becoming the subject of an investigation
by one or more intelligence agencies as a result of any information you may
discover regarding top-secret government experiments in the course of using
the Client and/or Service; (ix) any damage caused by loss of access to,
deletion of, failure to store, failure to back up, or alteration of any
content available via the Client and/or Service; or (x) any other matter
relating to the Content, Client and/or Service. In no event shall Released
Parties' total liability to you for any and all damages, losses, and causes
of action (whether in contract, tort, negligence, statutory, or otherwise)
exceed the fees paid by you to us during your Subscription. In addition,
should your claim arise from a purchase made on or through the service,
website and/or app, our total damages shall not exceed the cost of the
product or service purchased. No advice or information, whether oral or
written, obtained by you through the Content, Client and/or Service shall
create any warranty not expressly stated in these Terms of Use.
8.4 Some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion of certain warranties or
the limitation or exclusion of liability for certain categories of damages
such as incidental or consequential damages. Accordingly, some of the above
limitations of this section may not apply to you.
8.5 Adventure Time
: You continue towards the source of the light, and at the end of the
corridor you find a beautiful glowing white orb, with a golden cross
sticking out of the top of it. You pick it up and the glowing light
vanishes. Darn. You stick the orb (henceforth, the “HHG”)
in your pocket. Go back to section 4.8.
9 Inky’s Tasty Brownie Recipe
9.1 Ingredients: You will need:
i) 150g all-purpose flour;
ii) 150g unsalted butter;
iii) 150g brown sugar;
iv) 100g white sugar;
v) 100g dark chocolate;
vi) 50g cocoa powder (unsweetened);
vii) 4 eggs;
viii) 1 tsp vanilla extract;
ix) 1 tsp baking powder;
x) ½ tsp cinnamon powder;
xi) 100g pecans, walnuts, and/or hazelnuts, roughly chopped (optional).
9.2 Instructions:
i) Preheat the oven to 180°C / fan 160°C.
ii) Line a deep baking tray with baking paper, leaving an overhang on two
sides.
iii) Take a medium saucepan, fill with water to about 3cm deep, and heat to
a gentle simmer.
iv) Combine the flour, cocoa powder, cinnamon and salt in a bowl, then set
aside.
v) Combine the butter and chocolate in a heatproof bowl and set the bowl
over the pan of water. Stir occasionally until melted, then remove and set
aside to cool.
vi) While waiting for the chocolate mixture to cool, whisk the eggs and
sugar together in a bowl until fluffy.
vii) Take the chocolate mixture and fold into the egg mixture, while adding
the vanilla extract.
viii) Take the flour mixture and gradually fold into the chocolate egg
mixture, stirring until you have a smooth batter.
ix) Optional: Add chopped nuts and stir until evenly distributed.
x) Pour the batter evenly into the baking tray and pop it in the oven for
about 25 minutes (pro-tip: to check if it’s done, get a toothpick or a
wooden BBQ skewer and stick it into the middle. You want it to come back
out not quite clean, with just a little bit of sticky batter clinging to
it. Covered in chocolatey batter = not ready yet. Completely clean =
overdone).
xi) Once done, remove the baking tray from the oven and leave to cool
completely. Once cool, use the baking paper overhangs to lift out of the
tin and cut into squares.
10 Privacy
10.1 InkyPen respects your privacy and has established certain policies and
procedures relating to the collection and use of your personal information
in connection with your use of the Service. Our Privacy Policy is available
to review on the Client.
10.2 Adventure Time
: You answer “an optometrist”. The knight sighs and mutters, “damnit, not
again.” He reaches over to the wall and presses a hidden button. There is a
sound like a set of wind-chimes being thrown down an escalator, and
everything vanishes. Go back to section 2.3.
10.3 To the extent permitted by law, InkyPen accepts no responsibility for
any personal information you may accidentally or unintentionally share with
any telepathic entities you may encounter in the course of using our
Service.
11 Changes to These Terms of Use
11.1 InkyPen may change any of these Terms of Use at any time. Any
significant amendment will be effective thirty (30) calendar days following
the earlier of InkyPen either sending an email notice and/or in-Client
message to the Subscriber or posting the amendment on the Service. Other
amendments will be effective immediately on InkyPen either sending an email
notice and/or in-Client message to the Subscriber or posting the amendment
on the Service.
11.2 Adventure Time
: You jam your hand in your pocket and quickly put the ring on your finger.
You can hear the creature getting closer, and you can see its two huge eyes
glowing in the dark. It gets closer, closer, close enough to touch. But
just when it gets to mere inches from you it stops. “Where has it gone?”
The creature cries, confused. You stand absolutely still, holding your
breath. Screaming in frustration and looking about wildly, it stalks off
behind you. The ring must have made you invisible! Wow, that’s a stroke of
luck. You tiptoe around the edge of the water until you reach the exit, and
slip away. Go to section 7.1.
11.3 The most current version of these Terms of Use will be available to
access via the Client and will automatically apply to all new
Subscriptions. Your continued use of the Service constitutes your
acceptance of any changes to the Terms of Use. If you do not agree to any
change to these Terms of Use, you must cancel your Subscription, delete the
Client and discontinue use of the Service.
12 Severability
12.1 If any provision of these Terms of Use is held to be unlawful, invalid
or unenforceable, the remaining provisions of these Terms of Use shall be
unimpaired and remain in full force and effect, and to the extent permitted
by law, the illegal, invalid or unenforceable provision shall be amended to
achieve as closely as possible the intention as expressed in the original
term.
12.2 None of the sections commencing “Adventure Time:” form part
of these Terms of Use; they are a just a bit of fun. For the avoidance of
doubt, neither is the brownie recipe.
13 Governing Law and Jurisdiction
13.1 To the extent permitted by law, all matters arising out of or relating
to these Terms of Use shall be governed by the laws of the Kingdom of
Norway, and any actions between the parties arising out of or relating to
these Terms of Use shall be brought only in the district courts of Bergen,
Norway.
13.2 Upon the occurrence of an event which causes a timeline split, the
laws of the Kingdom of Norway in the present timeline shall, to the extent
possible, continue to prevail between the parties with respect to these
Terms of Use unless otherwise determined by the district courts of Bergen,
Norway.
13.3 If, as a result of a cataclysmic cosmic or supernatural event, reality
and/or the space-time continuum becomes warped, twisted or otherwise
altered such that the Kingdom of Norway no longer exists or ceases to have
a functioning system of law, the parties to these Terms of Service agree
that, to the extent possible, these Terms of Service shall be governed by
the closest extant jurisdiction to that currently governing these Terms of
Service.
13.4 Adventure Time
: You answer “a library”. “Yes!” the knight shouts, jumping up and down
excitedly, armour clattering and clanking. “Yes! Yes! Finally!” The doors
swing open and he ushers you through. You step across the threshold and are
stunned by what you see. You’re standing in the atrium of a great library,
filled with all manner of books and scrolls and tomes, floor after floor of
bookshelves stretching so far up you can’t see the top. You grab the
nearest book – it’s your favourite graphic novel! “Come! Sit here,” says
the knight, ushering you to a big comfy sofa in front of a roaring fire.
“Settle down and enjoy yourself. Now, I’m off for a toilet break, I’ve been
waiting out there for bloody ages…” As the knight lumbers off to use the
facilities, you lean back and crack open the spine of your new book.
Lovely. Congratulations! Now go back to section 2.4 and read the rest of these Terms of Use.
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